Hillbilly VP shoots old man

Isn't it sort of hilarious that Dick Cheney went HUNTING and SHOT a Republican contributer? That'll teach you for supporting the Bush administration! Even more hilarious is that the White House thought they could cover this up. Well, I'm anti-gun, so I have very little sympathy for any of these fools, but it turns out this guy is ok, but did spend some time in intensive care after being, uh, shot in the FACE by Dick Cheney. WHO, I ask you, would go out in the woods with Dick Cheney and a GUN? Oh, these Texans and their effing guns...