Thursday, July 13, 2006

Kicking a girl when she's down

I signed up for this thing called Daily Candy - they send you and email every day with cool stuff you should check out. Today they link to this site called My Heritage, where you upload a picture of yourself, and then they show you what celebrity you look like. The results are just cruel. Here I am, full of low self-esteem, unemployed, and this is what they give me...



Oh, come ON! That's rude.

Well, I suppose Alexander Dumas is a handsome man, but...

that's just ridiculous!

and here's the only woman, who looks to be about 85 years old. Fuck you, My Heritage... fuck you.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Okay, I think it just depends on the photo. The first time I used it, I got Julia Roberts, and I was like "okay!" Then I ran a different photo, and I got Chester Bennington (WhoTF?!?), Robert Downey Jr, who is, admittedly, a handsome man - but seriously...
and Gregory Benford. Go ahead. Look him up.
cait

Special K said...

Mike got Chester Bennington a lot of times too - it's like his alter ego. After putting in like 6 different pics of myself, I finally got like, Mariah Carey, with whom a share not a single feature aside from an abnormally large forehead. Well, you don't look a thing like tihs Gregory Benford.

Deevan said...

Hey, I ran you through and got such notables as Gwen Stefani, Helen Hunt, Katie Holmes, and Sigourney Weaver.

It was admittedly, a less flattering shot than the one you submitted, but maybe that's myheritage's vindictiveness coming through. :)

Fuck them, indeed!