Saturday, May 01, 2010


So, while we were in South Beach, we were having breakfast at a cafe, and this gigantic dbag sits down next to us and absolutely SCREAMING into his cell phone has the most inane conversation I ever heard. Naturally, I rushed home to write it all down and present to you one of probably first in a long, long series of total dbags being themselves.


kbmulder said...

Huh? What is a "gay granny"? I can only imagine how insane and hilarious this was. I've never heard someone so adamant about taking mother to the beauty shop.

Special K said...

Yeah, I kept thinking I must be mis-hearing him, but I'm pretty sure he said "Gay Grannies." Bizarre.