It's time to make fun of shit

Soooooo, the next Twilight movie opens next week and I thought it would be amusing to blog about all the dopey Twilight shit I've been noticing online lately. It's slightly less depressing than the oil spill, right?

The first item is this DIY Twilight Clock, complete with instructions, as if

1. Hack Twilight images with child scissors
2. Haphazardly glue to a paper plate
3. Stab clock mechanism in the middle-ish
4. Congratulations, you have a shitty clock!

was not enough.