Tuesday, February 20, 2007

If Otis Picked the Oscars

Today's special guest Oscar commentator is Otis - who came up with this whole "If We Picked the Oscars" idea lo those seven years ago. Otis has not seen a single new movie in the theatre this past year - but actually seeing movies has never been a prerequisite for "If We Picked the Oscars!" (TM) -Special K

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Best Supporting Actor
Vibrations good like Sunkist
Many wanna know who done this
Marky Mark and I'm here to move you
Rhymes will groove you
And I'm here to prove to you
That we can party on the positive side
And pump positive vibes
So come along for the ride
Making you feel the rhythm is my occupation
So feel the vibration

Come on come on
Feel it feel it
Feel the vibration

HONORABLE MENTION:

My girl wants to party all the time
party all the time
party all the time

My girl wants to party all the time
party all the tiiiiiiiiiime
yeah

BEST ACTOR
We're doin' ninety in my mom's new Porsche
And to make this long story short, short
When the cop pulled me over, I was scared as hell
I said, "I don't have a license, but I drive very
well, officer!"

I almost had a heart-attack that day
Come to find out the girl was a 12 year old runaway!
I was arrested, the car was impounded
There was no way for me to avoid being grounded

I can't believe it! I just made a mistake
Well, parents are the same, no matter time nor place
So tell you other kids all across the land
Take it from me, parents just don't understand

5 comments:

kbmulder said...

He he he. There is an interesting connection between R&B/Hip Hop artists and Oscar Nominations. sounds like a dissertation topic to me.

Deevan said...

Otis seein' no movies in 2006?
I know that ain't true:

What about X-men 3? It might be a "movie" in name only, and an affront to the medium of film, but it still counts! j

Caitlin said...

What?!? I call bullshit! There are no women represented in Otis' picks! What about a shout out for best actress:
Let's talk about sex, baby
Let's talk about you and me
Let's talk about all the good things
And the bad things that may be
Let's talk about sex
Let's talk about sex
Let's talk about sex
Let's talk about sex

Caitlin said...

Oh. I'm too stupid for you Otis. I thought we were just shouting out old school lite-rap. Upon further paying attention, I realize that there is method to your hilariousness. Anyway. I think Salt-n-Pepa were robbed.

Special K said...

Oh, I thought maybe Jennifer Hudson sang that during American Idol or something! HA!